light bulb feeling the effects
of living under the Bush nonadminstration
for too long

Q: How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a

light bulb?



A: Ten



1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.



2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to

be changed.



3. One to blame President Clinton for burning out the light bulb.



4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing

the light bulb or for eternal darkness.



5. One to give a billion

dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a

step ladder under the banner "Bulb Change Accomplished."



7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was

literally "in-the-dark" the whole time.



8. One to viciously smear No. 7.



9. One surrogate to campaign on television and at rallies on how George

Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.



10. And finally, one to confuse the American people about the difference

between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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