Stocks stumble at open on financial, economic woes

Here WE Gooooooooooooooooooo!

Wanna bet it's an avalanche?

First there is the Stats.

Then there is the increase in oil prices.

Then there is the fact that they can't cover up the commodity shortages.

Then there is the fact that sell orders mandated last week, are now approved by Corporate Big Shots, after the Little Guys sold last week.

Then there is the fact that Helicopter Ben is an idiot AND
Then there is the fact that Hank Paulson is giving an address that everyone already knows is going to be full of LIES and DECEIT And coverup ..

Then there is the fact that unfettered capitalism and crooks made for a HARD friggin market

Then there is the fact that everyone can see that momentum is buidling to dump the friggin DC BAS TAARDS.

And so on.

Turn on your radios today, the broadcasters are gonna get hysterical again!!

Yup, they most definitely will.

NEW YORK (MarketWatch) -- U.S. stocks stumbled at the open Thursday, after a fund managed by The Carlyle Group admitted it's close to collapse, dragging the dollar and boosting oil, while February retail sales were much weaker than expected, fueling concerns the economy is already in recession.

Can you spell

G-R-E-A-T D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-O-N

Do you know about the IDES OF MARCH?

Aren't you glad you got them economic

Stimulus checks?

Right!

So you can drink away your disenchantment??

Uh, hunh.

Thought so.